Terms & Conditions Serious


None of the information on this website, apart from these terms and the privacy policy, should be relied upon.

All of it could be entirely wrong, out of date or just plain stupid.

Do not take any of it as fact. Do not rely on it. Always check with a pub, brewery etc. for their correct information.

That being said, I am doing all I can to ensure that this website stays as accurate and up to date as physically possible, but I/it can't be perfect.


This website and any of its features are not guaranteed to be available at any point or for any length of time.

Just because this website is available now, doesn't mean it will be in future.

That being said, I have every intention of keeping this website running for as long as I can.

APIs & Widgets

All widgets, APIs, Plugins and other features provided by or as part of this site are not guaranteed to be available or accurate.

I may get rid of them or change them at any time, meaning that if you use them on your website, or use them at all, they may stop working without warning.

That being said, I will try my best to ensure that they do keep working for as long as possible, are as accurate as I can make them and don't do weird things to your website.

Usability & Performance

This website might crash, crash your device, become unavailable, pop up loads of notifications, look weird, do strange stuff and generally not behave as you would expect.

Code can be buggy, it happens. If it does, I'm sorry.

I try my best to make this website as usable and good as good as I can, but sometimes things go wrong. I'm only human. I never guarantee this site to be bug, glitch or exploit free.

Terms & Conditions Stupid

Void where prohibited. Actual mileage may vary. Serving suggestion only. All models over 18 years of age. No animals were harmed during the making of this website. Any resemblance to actual people, living or dead, or events, past, present or future, is purely coincidental. Some names have been changed to protect the identities of the not named names. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Do not eat. Not a toy. If symptoms persist, consult a doctor. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. One size fits all. Colours may vary. At participating stores only. Keep away from fire. Avoid contact with skin. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of the dog. Limited time offer. No purchase necessary. Not recommended for children under 12. Keep refrigerated. Store in a cool dry place. Slippery when wet. For recreational use only. Read at your own risk. Ask your doctor or pharmacist. Parental guidance advised. Always read the label. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. May contain traces of nuts. Lost ticket pays maximum fare. Valid for only 1 journey. Use only in well-ventilated area. Not for resale. Multipack bag. Keep away from sunlight. Do not try this at home. For a limited time only. No preservatives or additives. Keep away from pets and small children. Please remain seated until the website has come to a complete stop. Refrigerate after opening. Flammable. Must be 18 years or older. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright position. Repeat as necessary. Do not look directly into light. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Do not use if safety seal is broken. May be too intense for some viewers. In case of accidental ingestion, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control centre immediately. Barney The Dinosaur may or may not be fictitious. Do not insert finger whilst blade is rotating. Driver does not carry cash. Only one per customer. Maximum stay 2 hours. Not compatible with any other offer.

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